Thursday, July 18, 2024

Hey Guys, Now There’s An App To Help You Track Your Period!

Guys, do you ever get out of sorts, you know moody and even downright angry at times? Well, for most of your lives you probably blamed it on a bad day at work, or money being tight. You may be concerned about something with the family, or something that was coming up that you wanted to avoid.

Well, you were wrong. The anxiety that you felt had nothing to do with exterior stimulus. Gentlemen, it was all hormonal.

Fortunately, there is now an app to help you get a handle on this mysterious  malady.

Now, don’t be fooled or put off in anyway because the app is advertised to build “a better future for female health,” they want everyone to feel free to use the app, because as they stated on their twitter account:

 “We aim to support everyone with periods, regardless of gender.”

You see, according to these delusional lunatics, reality never enters into their thinking. They want you to believe, that they believe, the madness that they are peddling.

They could care less about women’s health, what they want is to monetize their app using women as bait, and at the same time expand their clientele into the bizzarro land of “wokeness.”

On their website they make the following statements:

“Our global community of women, girls and people who menstruate is growing every day”

“Flo is on a mission to build a better future for female health, an area of healthcare that has been under looked and underserved. But we also want to build a better and more inclusive future for all people who menstruate.”

So how bad has this farce become? Well believe it or not there are men out there that are willing to insert frozen tomato juice cylinders analy to pretend they are menstruating.

This is not normal, and yet we are all supposed to pretend that it is so we don’t hurt the feelings of these incredibly sick, delusional protagonists.

Come on, did you EVER think that an app concerning the menstrual cycle of women would be openly marketed to men?


We, as rational human beings, are being forced to acknowledge the ABSOLUTE IMPOSSIBLE, or be labeled as bigots in a land of stupidity, governed by the galactically offended.

Here is a message for everyone that believes in the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny, and four-leaf clovers.

Men do not menstruate or get pregnant. They are not anatomically built to do either. Any attempt to pretend otherwise is leftist bootlicking.

So, create all of the apps you want.

Makeup, dresses, and tomato juice popsicles, don’t transform males into a female.

The real question is, how long will this nonsense be accepted.