Woke Doctors Attack Baseball Team, They’re “Bacon” Me Crazy!
Every single day the woke left proves that they are a bottomless pit of stupid. They can’t help but spread their idiocy into everything, nothing is allowed to be lighthearted or fun. There is an old saying that reminds us that “Idle hands are the devil’s playthings,” well the same thing can be said about the radical left’s minds. They have way too many empty thoughts that do nothing but sabotage other people’s lives.
The latest example of these lunatics sticking their nose into something that is none of their business involves a minor league baseball team. If some of you aren’t familiar with minor league baseball, the teams and the games can be a ton of fun. The food at the stadiums is always unique and they are always doing outlandish, but fun promotions. The creativity very often extends to the names of the teams and the mascots that represent them. For instance, the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs, Albuquerque Isotopes, Richmond Flying Squirrels, Toledo Mud Hens, Auburn Doubledays, Savanah Sand Gnats, and the Fort Wayne TinCaps to name a few.
As you can see, the idea of minor league baseball is not only to ready players to get to the major leagues, but to have fun and entertain the fans while doing it. Think of the movie “Bull Durham” and you’ll get the idea.
However, the left wants to rule out fun. Nothing can be tongue in cheek or playful, everything must conform to the radical’s strict agenda and as you know, nothing about their agenda is fun. Limiting, yes. Disgusting, of course. Fun or enjoyable, NO.
Recently, some doctors decided that the name of Macon’s minor league baseball team offended their delicate sensibilities. The team nickname is “Macon Bacon,” fun right? I mean who doesn’t love bacon, even the smell of bacon is addictive. Besides, it rhymes perfectly with Macon, so what’s the issue? Well, these kill joy screwballs decided that they needed to connect the world’s greatest pork product to death, you know just for shits and giggles.
In a letter to the team’s president, Anna Herby, DHSC, RD, CDCES, the Nutrition Education Program Manager wrote this:
“Macon Bacon’s glorification of bacon, a processed meat that raises the risk of colorectal cancer and other diseases, sends the wrong message to fans. I urge you to update the team’s name to “Macon Facon Bacon” and promote plant-based bacon alternatives, such as Facon Bacon or Mushroom Bacon, that will help your fans stay healthy. As for Kevin, Macon Bacon’s mascot, he can reveal that he is actually plant-based bacon.”
See what I mean. These wipes want to control every aspect of our lives. Besides writing a letter to the team president, they also bought a billboard along the interstate that reads Macon: Keep Bacon Off Your Plate.
They also want fans to give up stadium menu items such as 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon, Bacon Wrapped Bacon, Steak Cut Bacon, Bacon Cheeseburger, Bacon Dog, Bacon Loaded Cheese Fries, Bacon Loaded Mac N Cheese, and Bacon Chips.
Fortunately, the team answered these clowns with a high and tight brushback response, stating:
“With that, the Macon Bacon will be sizzling forever and will not consider a name change. Ever.”
I love it! Next time I’m in Macon I will definitely be at a “Bacon” home game enjoying the atmosphere and some of their bacon delicacies.
After all, smoking will kill you, and bacon will kill you, and yet smoking bacon will cure it.
