Adventures in Clown World: September 2023 edition
Hello again, and welcome to the September 2023 edition of the “Adventures in Clown World” series. This month’s edition will highlight some of the wild stories regarding illegal immigration in America. Without further ado, let’s dive right in.
- Biden granting “Temporary” Legal status to 500k Illegal Aliens
The invasion of America by third world Illegal aliens is getting worse and worse under the Biden administration. Last week, the Department of Homeland Security announced that is extending “temporary legal status” to roughly 500 thousand illegal aliens from Venezuela–supposed for ones who arrived in America before July 31st, 2023. This order will allow these illegal aliens to legally work within the United States for a two year period
Here is a statement from the incompetent DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas regarding this situation:
“Temporary protected status provides individuals already present in the United States with protection from removal when the conditions in their home country prevent their safe return. That is the situation that Venezuelans who arrived on or before July 31 find themselves in.”
The American Regime is not even hiding their playbook anymore. The Biden Administration is straight-up promoting the Great Replacement of native-born Americans via mass immigration. Of course, this order is blatantly unconstitutional, but the Regime does not have any more constraints following the 2020 COVID-19 lockdowns.
2. Minnesota to issue 81k Driver’s Licenses to Illegal Aliens
Sure, the Federal Government completely flouts all immigration law. Not to be outdone by the Federal government, the state of Minnesota is doing its part to normalize illegal immigration within the United States.
Earlier this month, Minnesota began to process Driver’s License applications for over 81 thousand illegal aliens residing in the state’s borders. For comparison, that amount is significantly more than the Minnesota Viking’s (NFL) stadium capacity of roughly 66 thousand.
Back in February, the Minnesota State Legislature passed a law called the “Driver’s License for All“–which permitted illegal aliens to obtain Driver’s License within the state. So, that law is the basis for this clownish behavior.
This story goes to show just how important controlling State Legislatures is for Conservatives. Allowing radical Leftists to take over your State Legislature could very well mean that you will have to driving with 3rd world Illegal Aliens.
3 “Government Grocery stores” and Illegal Alien camps in Chicago
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson is becoming a regular here on the “Adventures in Clown World” series. However, Johnson definitely earned an appearance on this month’s edition with some more head-scratching decisions.
Firstly, Mayor Johnson proposed what are essentially “Government Grocery Stores” in Chicago. While big box stores flee Chicago due to the city’s rampant crime, Johnson does not believe in punishing criminals. Instead, he believes that implementing socialist economic practices is a better solution to solving the city’s deep woes.
The Soviet Union called and, it would like its economic policies back. Johnson is definitely showing his Marxist bonafides with this idea.
Even better, Mayor Johnson signed a $29 million contract to create camps for illegal aliens in the City of Chicago. This decision came after local community leaders criticized Johnson for allowing over ten thousand illegal aliens to live in the city–which is costing taxpayers over $30 MILLION per month.
Here is Johnson’s response to this disastrous situation:
“These families are coming to the city of Chicago … If we do not create an infrastructure where we’re able to support and, quite frankly, contain these individuals who have experienced a great deal of harm, individuals who are desperate … that type of desperation will lead to chaos.”
Brandon Johnson is the “King of Clown World” for the month of September after such an atrocious statement.