Adventures in Clown World: May 2025 edition
Hello and welcome back to another edition of the “Adventures in Clown World” series here on RVIVR. We’re almost halfway through 2025, and the “Clown World”-esque stories are still coming in hot in the United States of America.
Without further ado, let’s look at three of the most absurd stories in American politics and culture from the month of May 2025.
#1 Trump admin officials Kash Patel and Dan Bongino COVER UP Jeffrey Epstein’s death?
Over the past several years, most Americans has probably come across the story of Jeffrey Epstein. Back in August 2019, the alleged human trafficker and foreign (Mossad) agent Jeffrey Epstein mysteriously died in his jail cell at the New York Metropolitan Correction Center. While most media outlets and federal authorities claimed that Epstein killed himself, many Americans understandably believed that foul play was involved—especially when considering all of the strange circumstances surrounding his death and his connections to America’s elite class.
A couple of weeks ago, FBI Director Kash Patel and and Deputy Director Dan Bongino made an appearance on Fox News oddly claiming that Jeffrey Epstein “killed himself” and dismissed any evidence to the contrary. Patel and Bongino’s sudden claim comes on the heels of the disastrous media stunt surrounding the Epstein files drop from February 2025.
Even stranger, Dan Bongino previously made comments on his Rumble channel in 2023 imploring his audience to “not let this [Epstein] story go”. Bongino never explained this dramatic reversal in his opinion on the Jeffrey Epstein two years later as the FBI Deputy Director in 2025.
The Trump administration has not provided any new insight into the mystery surrounding Jeffrey Epstein’s death, and the American public has long yearned for closure surrounding this high-profile controversy. Instead, the DOJ and the FBI under President Trump’s second term have done more to cover up the Epstein saga instead of shedding new light on it.
The America First movement deserves better than what Patel and Bongino are offering right now to the American people. We deserve answers, and the time for blind loyalty is over.
#2 Democratic Congresswoman from New Jersey ATTACKS ICE agents
The unthinking figureheads of our globalist regime in America seem to care little about American citizens. When push comes to shove, many of our so-called political leaders will defend and support foreign governments and illegal aliens before they lift a finger for American citizens.
Earlier this month, a Democratic Congresswoman named LaMonica McIver led a violent protest outside of a ICE facility in New Jersey. McIver and other Democratic politicians attempted to storm through security for this facility–which held violent illegal alien criminals. In fact, McIver was caught physically assaulting ICE agents and yelling “I touch whoever I want motherf***er” at security.
Fortunately, the United States Federal prosecutors have charged McIver for assaulting and interfering with law enforcement. US Attorney Alina Habba’s social media account released the letter below concerning charges levied against McIver.
Only in “Clown World” would an elected official defend criminal illegal aliens over the interests of hard-working, law-abiding American citizens. Another “America Last” Congresswoman bites the dust.
#3 Democrats PATHETIC attempt at winning back Young American MEN
$20 million dollars. That large sum of money is what Democratic party leaders are deciding to spend in the party’s latest attempt to win back young male voters. This $20 million project is called the “Speaking with American Men: A Strategic Plan”. According to the Daily Mail, the plan “recommends buying advertisements in video games” and other online tactics in order bring back alienated young men back into the Democratic party’s voting coalition.
It’s been no secret that young men are are becoming more conservative/Republican in recent years. In previous decades, the Democratic party held a strong grip over younger voters in America. However in a recent Yale Youth poll, voters age 18 to 21 leaned toward the Republican party by over double digits percentage-wise in the upcoming 2026 midterm elections. This dramatic shift played out in the 2024 presidential election cycle when a majority of young men voted for Donald Trump over Kamala Harris.
Of course, the Democratic party’s plan is not likely to succeed. Just look at who the Democratic party is trotting out to reach young male voters in America— Olivia Julianna. For those who don’t know, Olivia Julianna is an obese woman and far-left social media influencer whom the Democratic party used heavily in the 2024 presidential election cycle (no pun intended).
Only in “Clown World” would a political party spend millions of dollars in effort to “reach young male voters” and still promote Olivia Julianna as a leading political activist for Generation Z.
