It’s George Clooney’s Fault
Poor Joe Biden.
Imagine having years of the most intense medical scrutiny of any individual on the planet with access to the world’s best doctors and BOTH your cognitive decline and your cancer get totally and innocently missed by medical professionals of impecabble honesty and incorruptible dedication to health.
Every single time they looked all they saw was a man in astonishingly good health for his age, with the mind of Sherlock Holmes and the robust body of a Navy Seal.
So sad that those conditions completely hid themselves to the extent that not even extensive check ups could detect them.
I mean, what are the odds of that?
Just massively, massively bad luck I suppose.
Although personally I suspect George Clooney is to blame. Joe was perfectly fine until he had a chat with Clooney.
At least we can be grateful that Biden stayed completely on the ball in office, making all the decisions and running the government so well that it was impossible to tell, even with advanced medical degrees, that he was senile and dying.
Imagine what would have happened if this exceptional man hadn’t possessed the superhuman capacity to overcome all his medical problems and act as if nothing was wrong.
We would have had totally unknown people secretly running the US for a whole Presidential term. Can you imagine?
