What’s With This Business Of Suddenly Defending Iran’s Regime?

“How DARE you prevent Iran having nuclear missiles! How DARE you! How DARE you! 

My god, all the innocent civilians that just happen to be living in deep underground officially secret nuclear weapon development bunkers! Do you KNOW how many INNOCENT CHILDREN work in deep underground officially secret nuclear weapon development projects? Well DO YOU!? 

Do you KNOW the exact ethnic composition of these imaginary children, well do you!? You know nothing! 

You maniacs! SHAME on you! Preventing an Iron Age theocratic death cult from having nuclear weapons is INSANE! What the hell has stopping a death cult that has spent decades saying they want to kill us all and sponsoring terrorism against us got to do with US!? 

Don’t you know that Death to America is just a slogan? Don’t you know that these people were developing nuclear weapons with no intention of ever, ever using them! This was a completely INNOCENT science project for God’s sake! With CHILDREN! 

Don’t you know that EVERY war is exactly the SAME war!? And if ONE of them is corrupt and pointless and unnecessary and just for profit, EVERY war in human history is too!? Every military engagement is neocon! How can you not SEE that? One bombing run of secret underground nuclear bunker facilities is exactly the same as 20 years in a desert based on a lie, can’t you SEE that!? 

But the most disgusting thing of all, the most revolting, terrible, hideous thing of all, is I thought I’d worked out the SECRET explanation of everything and that I was very clever and powerful and influential and Trump obeys me and you’re NOT listening to me! Don’t you know I have 500,000 subscribers on X? Does that mean nothing to you? 

Why aren’t you taking me seriously? Why? I have very expensive espadrilles! Joe Rogan takes my calls…and you LIKE Joe Rogan! 

It’s the Jews, isn’t it? 

If only they could be PEACEFUL, like the Iranians! If only you could be PEACEFUL, like the Iranians…..my god, peace is so easy! You just have to hug theocratic death cult leaders really close, you see and never upset them, and give them money! Don’t you know ANYTHING!?” 

Yeah, really getting bored of these people now. 

How about oppose every military action that isn’t in the national interest, isn’t justified, and isn’t necessary but have the fucking brains not to make opposing ALL actions as brain dead an absolute mantra as always bombing is? 

The opposite of Lindsay Graham is not Dave Smith or Tucker Carlson. The opposite of Lindsay Graham is not supporting mad mullahs. 

The opposite is correct judgement that discerns difference and isn’t prompted by corruption or lies. 

How about telling the difference with just a tiny little nod in the direction of evidence rather than on the say so of fixed absolutes? 

I have huge respect for opposing corrupt wars. I have total contempt for pacifism in the face of real threats. The first is wisdom, the second is stupidity. 

If we applied the arguments used against attacking Iran to one on one conflicts, or even several on one, we’d be saying that Kyle Rittenhouse should never have pulled the trigger. And he’d be dead if he followed that logic himself. 

Turns out there’s a difference between a response when someone genuinely is aiming to kill you, and an attack when they are not. Turns out there’s a difference between imaginary WMDs and real nuke development. 

The difference that eludes the oh so clever I understand everything….and it’s the Jews! morons. 

Thank God it’s Trump in charge, who isn’t EITHER a crooked Globalist maniac who wants to burn the world to ash OR a vain, stupid, reductionist online influencer who hates Jews and would sit on his arse saying PEACE while mad mullahs dropped the bomb he let them develop.