Pedophiles Get The Tar Beat Out Of Them On Social Media

On my Facebook feed, one pedophile hunter’s page in particular always stands out. 

In it, the pedophile hunters catch a pervert in a public place. The pedophile thinks he’s there to meet a pre-teen or a teenager, almost always for illicit purposes. One of the pedophile hunters can kick, not quite like Bruce Lee, but close.  One of the pedophile hunters knows the martial arts and can high kick. This ninja always aims for the pedophile’s head — and never misses. 

Ouch. 

Pedophiles, it goes without saying, are disgusting and reprehensible human beings.

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If our government cannot send them to a penal colony in the coldest part of Alaska then perhaps it should seize Epstein Island and convert it into a new type of Alcatraz prison where convicted pedophiles must serve time with no boats, no planes, no helicopters and no other means of escape. 

Grok, however, informs me that converting Epstein Island (known more officially as Little Saint James Island) into a prison is impractical. To do so would cost millions of taxpayer dollars, many years of construction, and a whole lot of government red tape. 

Prisoners who escaped the real Alcatraz had to swim through extreme currents and cold water. Prisoners who escape Epstein Island, though, would navigate the warm Caribbean with ease. 

Too bad. 

But let’s go back to the pedophiles who are currently free and prowling the Internet as you read this. As you may or may not have noticed, these pedophile hunters — some call them vigilantes — use decoys to pose as teens or pre-teens. 

Pedo hunters document adult men having explicit sexual conversations with someone those perverts assumed was underage. 

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A meeting is arranged, sometimes at a Walmart or a convenience store. Sometimes meetings are arranged at a Motel 6 or a Knights Inn. One pedophile, who looked and dressed like a character from The Big Bang Theory, decided to upgrade and booked a room at a four-star hotel. Imagine his surprise when he learned the 14-year-old was actually a 30-year-old decoy.

These types of videos are springing up all over social media.

Chris Hansen, formerly of Dateline NBC, started this trend 20 years ago. 

This trend will continue until the inevitable civil lawsuits grind it to a halt.

Until then, enjoy the show. 

Warhammer is a journalist with more than 20 years or professional experience. Follow Warhammer on Twitter @Real_Warhammer.