God Save Britain’s New Globalist King
The queen is dead.
Mournful Brits are lining up for miles to say goodbye to the most beloved monarch in memory.
She was , to put it like a Brit would – a jolly old broad.
Elizabeth was pretty much the cream of the crop of the royal family.
The lady was a trained mechanic, a war nurse (served in the British army during ww2 ), rode a 250 cc BSA (a British motorcycle that requires 2 mechanics and a horse to keep running), and most importantly-knew how to keep her mouth shut.
She had no opinion about American colonies, politics, the weather-she waved her hand and knighted rock stars- did her job, did it well, and looked good doing it.
She was an ultimately perfect celebrity-juggle balls, wear a funny hat, look cute and keep your mouth shut about things not on the script.
The erstwhile Prince Charles, on the other hand, is cut from a very different cloth. Self-important, obnoxious cloth. Most likely polyester.
Charles, the former Prince of Wales…no idea how a descendant of a German family that claims a Transylvanian vampire for an ancestor ends up a prince of the Welsh-people who hate the Brits, Germans, and pretty much everyone else – love the Welsh, you rock, you short hairy SOB’s…ends up calling himself a Welsh anything.
Do you just get that title if you can pronounce the name of the old capital of the Welsh?
Welsh, or Picts, used a strange but very effective strategy of defending their homeland.
How are you going to raid a town if you can’t tell the other horny Vikings where you’re going?
If that did not work, they stripped naked, covered themselves with cow dung, and berserkered any unfortunate roman (or Saxon, or Irish ) who was within close enough vicinity to go” Hey, what is that smellargggghh”.
Or maybe he just likes whales and could not spell.
1200 years of inbreeding do not help your intellectual abilities much. Think “wrong turn” in a cute British accent.
Prince Charles’ dad.
Charles’s real dad, not Vlad the impaler (who’s still demanding a DNA test) was Prince Philip.
A pretty stand-up individual in his own, non-vampiric right. Besides the looking like a stunt double for Bella Lugosi. And this little thing:
“In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, to contribute something to solving overpopulation“
On the plus side, he did tell a bunch of journalists to f”off and advised the president of Kenya to go back to bed. You come out to dinner wearing a set of pajamas -people will assume you need your binky and a nighttime story.
Add to that him hating the Nazis when most of the British family and government were tripping over themselves on the way to Hitler’s feet and scoring a queen looking the way he does – that’s a pretty cool guy, warts and all.
Charles took his father’s genes, left the brains and the testicles on the table, and ran with it. Hard. Into the wall.
Growing up a shy, quiet kid Charles was a pretty insignificant fixture in Buckingham palace.
In 1971 he gave a speech about the effects of plastic pollution (I prefer my plastic clean as well-me and the prince are on the same page here), saw the gleam of adoration in the eyes of the Beatles’ groupies that wandered into the wrong auditorium and just like that, a knight of Gaia was born. It’s a good gig – make a bunch of money, be the good guy and it costs you nothing -the jets and yachts are still there.
Think Greta Thunberg. Save the whales – bring me my crumpets, mommy!
For the next 6 decades, Charles concentrated on writing books, making speeches, and squeezing the climate scheme for every pound he could get.
“I have laboured for so many years to bring this issue to the forefront of international consciousness – not just with words, but with practical action,”
Prince advised the oil workers of Yellowknife, Canada in 2010 getting into his 8-ton bulletproof limousine, en route to boarding the royal plane ( both of which use SUT (sustainable unicorn tears) for their combustion engines.
Back in Britain, Charles, unlike his mom was known for expressing his views on, well, pretty much everything but especially the evil the human race brings to the mother earth at every opportunity as behooves a good salesman.
“One thing you have to praise him for has been his courage and consistency,” – Richard Black, founder of the non-profit Energy and Climate Intelligence Unit.
In 2007 Charles converted his Austin Martin to run on wine.
“Oil is an exhaustible commodity. Everyone can see that, especially after we forbid drilling and fracking in the British Commonwealth. Wine is not. My basement is full of wine. It’s common sense.”
There are a lot of princes and movie stars in private jets counseling the peasants on the horrors that peasant’s existence causes the environment.
Charles did not just talk – he did. He was a closer. And Crumpets are for closers!
Charles and the religion of peace
A well-known admirer and promoter of Islam (a most likely hidden convert), Charles rarely missed a chance to impress on the barbaric Europeans the glory of Muslim culture.
“If there is much misunderstanding in the West about the nature of Islam, there is also much ignorance about the debt our own culture and civilization owe to the Islamic world. ” Charles said in 1993 during a much-cited speech at the Oxford Centre for Islamic Studies after examining the innovations the Islamic culture introduced into the disciplines of beheading and stoning.
“Normally at Christmas, we think of the Birth of our Lord Jesus Christ. We might also remember that when the prophet Muhammad migrated from Mecca to Medina he was seeking freedom for himself and his followers to worship. “( which he eventually achieved by exterminating the Jewish tribes that populated the area )
Thought for the day, BBC .
A very appropriate piece of advice remembering that Christmas time was one of mohamed’s favorite times of the year to wage holy war on his Christian and Jewish neighbors.
Charles and the Jews
“It is the influx of foreign, European Jews (especially from Poland, they say) which has helped to cause the great problems,“
Charles, Daily Mail, on the Israeli-Palestinian question.
If only the pesky Jews could go back to the concentration camps of eastern Europe instead of the land they’ve lived on for the last 4000 years or so.
Charles wrote in 1986 following the visit to Bahrain before getting caught receiving a couple million pounds from Osama Bin Ladin’s half-brothers.
Charles and the rest of us, unwashed mother Gaia torturers
Today Charles managed to combine his two favorite passions – getting rid of non-Jewish humans and the Jewish ones by becoming the face of WEF and the kindler, gentler genocide of the Great Reset (which was launched in 202 with a WEF video featuring our old friend Chucky).
At the recent COP26 conference in Glasgow, the now British monarch declared open war on well, everyone.
“We have to put ourselves on what might be called a warlike footing,” “Here, we need a vast military-style campaign to marshal the strength of the global private sector,”
Charles proclaimed with a faint German accent, absent-mindedly stroking a hairless cat.
“With trillions at its disposal — far beyond global GDP and, with the greatest respect, beyond even the governments of the world’s leaders — it offers the only real prospect of achieving fundamental economic transition.”
We must combine zee forces of big, unified government with zee major corporationz to unify and ruuuule zee world! (which by the way is literally the description of fascism).
If he talks like Hitler (who btw also loved islam and had a bit of an issue with Jews, acts like Hitler( also a tree hugger, vegetarian and alternative energy proponent), and isn’t Biden-any chance he might be Hitler? Or at least Dracula?