Monday, November 28, 2022
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So “Trans Women” Still Have To Register For The Draft, Eh?



Just when you thought you got a handle on it.

A man is a woman. A woman is a man. Right is wrong. Freedom is slavery. Free speech is oppression. The vaccine is the disease. The sick person is healthy. a healthy person gets you sick. The world’s least popular pedophile is history’s most popular president.

Got it. Took us some time, but humans are anything but adaptive.

We learn.

Well, to be frank, nah we don’t learn. We just pretend to go along to be left alone.

Even an old dog will learn to do new tricks when he needs time to reload. And just when we do they flip the rules on us.

It’s almost like they don’t care if we behave or not and just want us outlawed.

What happened? Bidenites ran through 1984 too fast and had to skip over to “Atlas shrugged?”

Just yesterday the rear admiral (this here is why you can’t write jokes anymore – all the navy jokes of all time up and came to life) Rachel Levine was lecturing us on being bigoted trans-haters. or in other words, people with eyes.

Today we get this…

and this

“all male US citizens and male immigrants, who are 18 through 25, are required to register with Selective Service.”

and then this

“US citizens or immigrants who are born male and changed their gender to female are still required to register. Individuals who are born female and changed their gender to male are not required to register.”

I’m not a math whiz , so correct me if I m wrong, but if all males have to register and those born female do not have to register and Bobby bought 3 apples-does that mean those who are born female and pretending to be male do not have to register because they are not male?

“The administration supports section 513 and the registration requirement for all citizens, which further ensures a military selective system that is fair and just,” says the Biden administration’s Sept. 21, 2021 statement on policy.

Soooooooo, the DOD and Biden administration is telling us that those who are not born male are not male regardless of the amount of plaid they wear or the number of pronouns?

And that if you were born male it doesn’t matter how intimate you got with a lawnmower blade or how big your man bun is, you are still a male as far as the government sees it?

After the last year and a half, as well as, the last 50 years of brainwashing, what sense does that make?

I m not even talking about the grave disrespect that statement offers to the transexual community. Where is the mention of 76 other sexes or due appreciation to the undecided among us working hard to determine if the setup they are carrying is an innie or an outie?

Personally, I do not know if I can stand by quietly while this administration rolls back the rights they’ve burned half the country down during the St. George of Fentanyl BLM riots.

What about the rest of barely adjusting to the beautiful clown world you’ve built?

What about the mystical white supremacists, antiracist racist educators, trannies, FBI, CIA, ATF, KGB, BBW, and other public servants?

What are we supposed to do now?

After years of explaining to us that our bigoted eyes do not see what’s in front of us and to just nod, chew and use proper pronouns?

You know, I try to do my civic duty. The furor said, ” we must erase white supremacy.” The problem is there is no white supremacy left. We have to outsource to Nigeria.

I stand up. I raise my hand. “I’ll be the supremacist you’re looking for, sir”!

What’s the alternative?

Have the patriotic civil servants of the alphabet federal agencies lost their jobs? There is only so much time these guys can bill for framing The Orange Man and beating up anti-abortion protestors in front of their seven kids.

The economy is crashing hard. We all have to do our part.

By the way, no, we are not in a recession. Or maybe a very slight one.

And the inflation is, like the Fuhrer said, barely a quarter inch up on most posters that are smaller than 12 by 12 inches.

Do not believe those right-wingers whining about trying to decide if they should spend their money on gas or food.

They shouldn’t be driving. It pollutes Mother Nature and takes up space on the road that can be used by important people.

And they shouldn’t be eating. If you keep right-wingers fed, they’re literally never gonna die.

Do your part!

Each right winger/ deplorable/ biker/flag waver employs at least 3 FBI agents watching your chat groups, forums, recyclables, and so on.

If you stop talking about AR-15 and straight sex, those poor people will be out of work.

The economy is going to nose dive.

The anti-racism and anti-sexism educators will have to go back to asking you “would you like some pumpkin spice in your latte?”

The FBI and CIA goons will be back to setting up green revolutions in South America, and 87,000 newly-minted IRS special agents will have to return the sweater vests with built-in Glock holsters.

Kamala is going to have to switch to reusable knee pads and Zuckerberg is going to, well, keep hanging out by himself on meta.

The point is we all have to do our civic duty.

For the czar, for the country, for big Mike.

The problem is, how can we now?

It took me a long while to learn to accept that I am the evil, gay-bashing, trans-fluid-hating red hatter.

Personally, I don’t care what dress is sticking up above your sasquatch legs or what admiral does what in the rear.

Not my problem. The last crossdresser worth paying attention to was canceled with Mash.

But if the country needs me to play the part- well, it doesn’t matter what I do.

I’m straight, I’m white, I’ve got an outie; everyone says it’s my part.

But how are we supposed to play our parts when you keep on flipping the script every twenty minutes?

Pick a story, ask your Chinese handlers if it’s the right one, and just stick to it.

Reality is not diapers. You can hold on to it for more than a day.