Norway Scientists Demand Worldwide Climate Police Force
About 15 years ago, Audi ran a Super Bowl ad that mocked the idea of a climate change police force that detained and arrested people who weren’t good stewards of the environment.
That ad, for those of you who remember, pissed off a lot of crazy environmentalists.
The Super Bowl ad took Cheap Trick’s “Dream Police” song and parodied it with a new song titled “Green Police.”
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The Green Police detain people they catch drinking out of a Styrofoam cup. They arrest people for possessing incandescent lightbulbs. They rough up a man at a grocery store who asked to bag his groceries with plastic instead of paper. The Green Police dumpster dive through garbage cans in a residential neighborhood. They raid one man’s house after they find out he used, of all things, a battery.
Now, in 2025, some of the same nutjob tree huggers who took such umbrage at the silly Super Bowl ad are calling upon the world governments to create a similar task force.
They did so through the Norway-based science publication ScienceNorway.no.
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Don’t discount the ramblings of a European-based science journal. Before too long, such ideas can and will spread to the United States. These ideas appeal to academics, who will then pass down such nonsense to college students. College students enter the professional workforce, attain positions of influence in the political and business worlds….and then they make these gobbledygook visions a reality.
CLIMATE POLICE FORCE
“Why doesn’t the world have a climate police force?” asked journalist Vilde Aardahl Aas.
“We know we need to take care of the planet, but not all countries are willing to contribute. Why can’t they be punished?”
Aardahl Aas, quoting University of Oslo environmental researcher Christina Voigt, said that “internationally, there are discussions about making severe environmental damage an international crime.”
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“The countries Vanuatu, Samoa, and Fiji have proposed this idea,” wrote Aardahl Aas.
“All of these nations are island states that are heavily affected by climate change. If the proposal is accepted, individuals responsible for environmental harm could be punished.”
The article does not elaborate as to what kinds of punishments await.
“The International Criminal Court would have the authority to punish these offenses,” according to the article.
“Since the proposal is still quite new, it is unclear how offenders would be penalized.”
ScienceNorway.no, according to its Facebook page, is based out of Oslo and has nearly 8,000 followers.
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