A Public Service Announcement for Entitled White Liberals

Wow. Entitled white liberals are even more disconnected from reality than I thought, which is saying something. Today we’re going to examine some of their really wacky beliefs that everybody else in the universe understands to be true whether we like them or not.

Yesterday I posted about the woman getting shot by ICE in Minneapolis. My post wasn’t about politics. In fact, the opposite. Regardless of politics, regardless of why they are trying to arrest you, whether you were trying to block La Migra, or you’re drunk, or you’ve got a dead hooker in the trunk, if you’re in a car with a bunch of cops around, and one of them is reaching through the window telling you to get out, if you try to drive away through them, there’s good odds you’re getting shot. Period.

Now, as to the endless quibbling about tire angles or if the cop should’ve been there or not to begin with, don’t matter, see above. Drive through cops while they’re trying to arrest you, the odds of gaining extra holes in your anatomy go up dramatically.

If you are getting arrested in your car, and you go all I AM A FREE TRAVELLER UPON THE LAND!! ADMIRALTY FLAG!! and full send it, you’re probably gonna get shot. Or if you claim you got confused and scared because you didn’t know the fed reaching through your window was a fed and you thought you were getting carjacked (even though you drove there specifically to harass those particular feds for doing their fed job) you’re probably gonna get shot.

Again, the righteousness of your politics withstanding, all that shit is irrelevant to the not getting shot part. Everybody else understands this.

For example, I am a gun guy. I was in the gun business. I had to deal with the ATF. I don’t like the ATF. I don’t think the ATF should exist. But if at any point ATF agents are trying to arrest me I can’t just go NEENER NEENER YOU AREN’T REAL!!!! and hope for the best, because their bullets are most certainly real, and anybody with a brain should recognize there are consequences to our actions and reality don’t care about our feelings. Plus, I love my dog.

If you think I am exaggerating about that bit, I had one idiot say that ICE isn’t a real law enforcement agency and is only allowed to arrest illegal aliens. Wow… okay then. Good luck with that.

“But what about Ashli Babbit!?!” like a dozen of the white liberals shrieked in unison, which tells me somebody gave them their NPC download. Okay. Removing politics from it entirely once again, if you walk into a situation where some stupid people doing stupid shit (36 of whom turned out to be federal CIs by the way, which I found fascinating after 4 years of denying that under oath) the odds of you getting shot by the police go up dramatically.

So that’s not really a gotcha, and kinda proves the point that the cops will shoot you regardless of your politics, but NPCs are gonna NPC.

In addition to thinking that their actions have no consequences and white liberals are always allowed to do whatever they feel like with impunity, (hey, let’s chase the kid with the AR-15, what’s the worst that can happen?) from the comments it is also painfully obvious that they don’t know how the human body, cars, guns, tasers, tires, or basically any of the laws of physics work.

These are all things white liberals actually said in the comments-

-Dead people don’t turn steering wheels. Well, actually they do, they just don’t know they’re dead yet.

-They should have just tasered her…. and at that one I just stared at the screen for a moment, soaking it in. Because… just… f**king… damn. White liberals really do live in a fairytale world. But sadly, no, tasers are not magic wands. They launch little prongs connected by a tiny wire to a battery that sends an electrical shock. Even if he did manage to stick her with both prongs through the window, she’d get zapped for a second as the car stayed in motion, and the wires would break. So that would be entirely pointless.

-He should have shot her tires out/real cops shoot tires. Oh my hell, stop getting your information from TV cops shows. This person has clearly never shot a rubber tire with a pistol bullet. They don’t explode dramatically like the movies and then the car flips. They *might* poke a hole depending on the angle, which will then slowly leak, and in half an hour her low pressure sensor will come on.

-This wasn’t justified by DOJ policy! (meaning they saw a screen cap of someone’s one paragraph summary of DOJ policy, which knowing the feds, is probably 6,000 pages long). Yeah, that’s what the trial will be for, long after you got shot for trying to drive through some cops, so again, taking politics out of it, you’re still pretty dead, so don’t drive through cops.

So in conclusion, white liberals, I know you’re used to never being held accountable for your actions, and that you’ve skated through life being told that you’re perfect and wonderful and here’s your trophy because you CARE SO HARD, while everyone who disagrees with you is an inbred racist hatemonger of hatey-hate-hate, but the rest of us have had to come to terms with the idea that the government will absolutely shoot us upon certain occasions.

The term is FAFO. Learn it. Live it.