You Can’t Make It Up: Dems’ Island Of Misfits Becomes A Chamber Of Horrors

We’ve all heard the expression, “They have a face only a mother could love.” Well, the Democrats have found a candidate who would stretch those limits. It’s the not-so-rare instance of a biological male pretending to be a female, and he’s doing a very bad job of even trying to pull it off.

I have written many times about how shallow and short the Democrats’ bench of candidates is. Even their so-called “front runners” for the presidential nomination are atrocious human beings. Economy killer Gavin Newsom, the joke AOC, the human word salad, Kamala Harris, the wicked witch of the east, Gretchen Whitmer, the do-nothing, know-nothing marshmallow, Pete Buttigieg. None of whom are qualified to lead a parade, far less a nation, and all of whom could easily be visualized climbing out of a clown car.

Even in state and local elections, the pickings are damn near non-existent. And in some cases, non-existent would be a better choice. Take the Maine Senate race, where Democrats decided to endorse a Nazi and alleged rapist, Graham Platner.

Ask yourself, how does this person win the Democratic nomination to run for a Senate seat? In a rational world, it’s unfathomable. Then again, Mamdani, AOC, Whitmer, Harris, Tlaib, Omar, Fateh, Newsom, and Spanberger, just to name a few, are all Democrats, and all represent the absolute worst things about civility.

Anyway, Platner’s past caught up with him, and he was bounced, eh, resigned from the Senate race. Now the Dems must find someone or something to replace him.

A Platner clone, named Troy Jackson, appears to be the early leader, which certainly is nothing to be proud of. He’s wildly left, and as arrogant and ignorant of common sense as Platner was.

That said, as in all cases with the Democrats, he’s the most socially acceptable without being acceptable. The best of the worst, so to speak. The apple with the least amount of worms.

For example, one of the other candidates is the person that I alluded to at the beginning of this column. A transgender who goes by the name of Asheley Webb, who is most definitely not a female, but is most definitely very mentally disturbed.

Webb announced his candidacy last week, posting under the username Sparky603.

“I’m a trans and intersex woman from Farmington, and I’m running the whole campaign myself — candidate and treasurer both, no big donors, no machine behind me.”

Right, but Webb seems more interested in trying to convince people he’s a female than winning the Senate seat. Not that he has any chance at either, but between the two choices, he may have a better shot at the Senate.

On Reddit forums, he explained that his karyotype is XY, indicating that biologically he is a man. However, Webb mentioned that he has external male anatomy but expressed his belief that he is likely of the XX type, except that he has internal organs.

“I’m pretty positive I am the XX type, except I got internal organs, unless what I am feeling are tumors that just happen to grow where those sorts of organs are usually.”

Here’s the coup de grâce: he claims to ovulate and get monthly periods despite no evidence of female organs, claiming that his bleeding comes through his anus.

In another post on Reddit, he complained about Montana banning people from using a bathroom that does not correspond with their gender.

“Pretty positive I am the XX type, accept I got internal organs, unless what I am feeling are tumors that just happen to grow where those sorts of organs are usually. Was also born with external male parts. My testosterone is at 429ng/dl, and estrogen is at 285 pg/ml. The estrogen is not affecting my male parts. Male parts are normal size. I grew breasts and wider hips during puberty.”

Webb stated that in his mid-20s, “he started experiencing a monthly period, which I still have.” He also mentioned being misdiagnosed with appendicitis or kidney stones.

When another user questioned his reasoning, he appeared to suggest that the blood finds “one of two exits”:

“When I am having this monthly period pain, and it is not too bad, I feel something in my right side, about where my appendix is located, and something above the bladder. When the monthly pain is real bad, I am feeling something in both my right and left side and above my bladder.”

“When you don’t have the proper hole, it finds one of two exits, the guy in China was lucky and the exit was his bladder, me on the other was not so lucky. My exit connection was made with my colon. Cause when I get this monthly pain, that is where the blood comes out of.”

“Intersex like us don’t get diagnosed till our 20’s as we tend not to be born with extra holes. I didn’t get diagnosed in my 20’s cause I was dealing with incompetent doctors who preferred to prescribe opiate pain killers rather than find the problem.”

Webb goes on to claim that he’s “trying to get diagnosed” and that “the pain is in my center, it is right below my belly button.” He suggests that “ping pong ball-sized” lumps in his side and pain below his belly button are the uterus and ovaries, if not tumors or lymph nodes.

Ok, the Democrats have chosen the Nazi clone over the mental case that thinks he gets his period through his anus. At least, it appears as though that will be their choice.

The Democratic Party used to resemble a circus, or the Island of Misfit Toys, but it has been reduced to a chamber of horrors, and Webb is its current biggest draw.

Here’s a suggestion: let’s all keep a firm grip on reality, let the Democrats enjoy La La Land, while we stay grounded here on earth.