There’s A New “Dexter,” This One Murders Whole Milk And Common Sense
The original *Dexter* was a crime drama on Showtime that followed Dexter Morgan, a blood-spatter analyst for the Miami Metro Police Department. Secretly, he functions as a vigilante serial killer, adhering to a strict code taught by his adoptive father. This code dictates that he only targets other murderers who have evaded justice.
I’ll admit, for a television series, it’s a great premise. Let’s not lie to ourselves, we all like to see karma in action when it’s deserved. When some nasty person gets away with murder, Dexter delivers eye-for-an-eye justice.
In Portland, one of the left coast’s nerve centers for madness, Maxine Dexter, a Demonic Representative for Oregon’s 3rd District, attended a town hall and told those in attendance to ignore MAHA’s Insistence on using whole milk in school cafeterias. She had a good reason, though. Are you sitting down?
Dexter claims it’s all a White supremacy conspiracy.
“Please ask for the science-based regimens, not whatever RFK Jr. is getting kickbacks on, or whatever whole milk white supremacy dog-whistling that’s happening right now.”
Yep, whole milk, the same stuff that most Americans drank growing up, no matter what race you were, is in this lunatic’s mind represents White supremacy.
Keep in mind, this is the bill that overturned Michell Obama’s moronic 13-year ban on whole milk passed through Congress with bipartisan support.
As soon as Dexter spewed forth her milk rhetoric, she realized she sounded like the idiot she is and tried to clean up her mess, saying, “I’m getting a little too political.”
It’s not surprising that this was not an original idea that was suddenly immaculately conceived by Dexter. Nor is it based on any type of scientific thought. This is the recycling of a lie used by “Demorats” for years to dilute and distort the truth.
In 2017, PETA attempted a similar scam by publishing an article titled, “Why Cow’s Milk Is the Perfect Drink for White Supremacists.” This claim was based on the misguided notion that dairy consumption is associated with far-right groups simply because white Europeans are statistically more likely to be lactose-tolerant.
You can’t make this kind of stupidity up.
What makes it even worse is that these fools keep repeating the same nonsense. They are liars who believe that if they keep repeating the same lie over and over again, eventually someone will believe it.
Three weeks before Dexter, the thought plagiarizer, decided to try and spread the lie again, another far-left loser, named Arthur Caplan, published an article that warned that whole milk is a “dog whistle to far right, white nationalists.”
That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, if you have a glass of cold whole milk, use it in your coffee, or pour it over your cereal, Dexter, Caplan, and PETA, the three stooges of dairy, believe that you are far-right nationalists.
They ignore the fact that a review in 2020 found that children who drink whole milk are 40 percent less likely to be overweight or develop obesity than kids who drink lower-fat options.
In fact, the 2025-2030 U.S. Dietary Guidelines now favor full-fat dairy with no added sugars.
But hey, why ruin the left’s delusion with science and fact, even if children’s health is at stake? After all, these are the same people who think men can menstruate and get pregnant but can’t identify a woman.
At the White House signing ceremony, RFK stated what everyone, except Democrats were willing to admit, removing whole milk from schools did not improve children’s health.
Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins called Michelle Obama’s 2012 policy a “short-sighted campaign to eliminate whole milk,” which led children to opt for caffeinated and sugary drinks instead.
Dairy farmers, nutrition experts, and parents had been saying this for 13 years.
Trump listened, and so did Congress, but hardcore liberals like Dexter who suffer from TDS refuse to admit the truth even when they know they are wrong.
There’s an idiom that says, “there’s no sense crying over spilled milk.” Obviously, Dexter has no sense, that’s why she’s crying.
Let her cry.
